1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,400 Okay, can we please get this meeting started? 2 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:08,460 Dennis, where's the sweet and low? 3 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,700 Right here, Chief. 4 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:11,180 Just ask all the ladies. 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,120 I think he meant the other tiny pink package. 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,240 Dad, you could just have equal. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:23,300 I know I could have equal. I could have honey, molasses, or fructose. I could 8 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,540 fly to Brazil, grab a machete. 9 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:31,810 And hack myself a stalk of pure cane sugar. But I want sweet and low. But I 10 00:00:31,810 --> 00:00:36,010 can't have that. Because apparently everything I want is irrelevant. 11 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,570 Wow. What's the matter with him? 12 00:00:41,870 --> 00:00:45,530 I'll read between the lines, you idiot. The man really liked sweet and low. 13 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:06,140 Dad? You know, I stare at this shelf and I think of all the time I spent trying 14 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,560 to win these little brass trinkets. 15 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:13,360 And I can't help but wonder... What's the point of it all? 16 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,020 Why I don't have more. 17 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,960 Okay, what's going on? 18 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,740 Maya Blush is in trouble. 19 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:24,080 Our circulation's slipping. The advertisers are bailing. We've had dips 20 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,120 Not like this. We're losing touch with our readers. 21 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,440 The New York Post thinks we're irrelevant. 22 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,440 Let me read to you exactly how irrelevant they think we are. 23 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,160 Very. 24 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:47,660 Yeah, I checked every office, ransacked the supply closet. I even had to rabbit 25 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:48,660 punch a diabetic. 26 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,840 But I got to sweet and low. 27 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,900 Dennis, it's about something a little bigger than sweet and low. 28 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:58,870 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,430 You hate my coffee. 30 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,470 Hold it together. 31 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:13,690 Maya, this magazine means everything to me, and I'm not 32 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,070 ready to let it fade away. 33 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:16,430 Well, how can I help? 34 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:17,610 That's just the thing. 35 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:23,010 Usually, when there's a problem, I can reach down into my gut, and I get the 36 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,950 answer. But I don't know. Not this time. 37 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,480 I gotta get out of here. 38 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,460 Michelle, you're gonna have to print these again. They're too dark. 39 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,040 Sorry, Elliot. 40 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,180 I'm just not myself. 41 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:51,820 Couldn't help noticing the lovely Michelle seems a tad morose. 42 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,900 Could be time to make me move. 43 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,420 What are you talking about? Michelle would never go for you. 44 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,720 Normally, true, but there comes a time in every woman's life when she's so 45 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,480 depressed that the only thing lower than her self -esteem is her standards. 46 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:06,140 And that, my friend, is Finchie time. 47 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,600 A few quick questions. 48 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:10,460 How's she doing on the job? 49 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:13,940 Not so well. Oh, future bleak. Excellent. 50 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,040 Has she been visited by tragedy lately? 51 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,620 Her uncle just passed away. Oh. 52 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:22,890 Wanted small, wispy man to fill a huge emotional void. 53 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,190 Any physical signs? 54 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,550 She has put on weight. Sweet. 55 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:29,850 Junk in the trunk of the pinch slam dunk. 56 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:33,630 Okay. 57 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:36,190 Too fat for tennis, it's time for the dentist. 58 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:38,690 You're pathetic. 59 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:41,870 Little bit of blubber, Finch buys the rubber. 60 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:46,010 Come on, that's three right off the top. 61 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:50,870 You guys, my dad is really worried about the magazine. I've never seen him so 62 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:54,950 upset. We've really got to roll up our sleeves and help him turn this thing 63 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:58,830 around. Oh, Maya, dear, when a man like Jack gets upset, it can only be about 64 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,830 one thing, and that is his penis. 65 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:05,590 I have got to go with Nina on this one. No, no, it's not about that. He's 66 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:09,550 panicked because circulation is down. In his penis. This is not a midlife 67 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:13,070 crisis. For 30 years, every time he's had a problem, he's always been able to 68 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:16,649 come up with an answer. And this time he's convinced that he won't be able to 69 00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:17,850 reach down and find it. 70 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,250 Don't make me say it. 71 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:26,870 Now this. 72 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,860 is the real magazine business. 73 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:33,780 No board meetings, no focus groups, no payroll. 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,760 Just you and the reader. 75 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,300 Pure, simple. 76 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:39,380 You, sir, are a lucky man. 77 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,900 In my country, I was minister of finance. 78 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,020 I'll have gum. 79 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,600 Yeah, I'll have in style L and blush. 80 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,540 You know what? Forget the blush. 81 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,540 Thank you. Thank you, ma 'am. 82 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,120 Excuse me. 83 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,890 I couldn't help noticing that you didn't buy the blush. 84 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:06,710 So? Well, I'm just curious, but what's wrong with blush? 85 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,610 I don't know. It used to be good. 86 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:10,890 Now it sucks. 87 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:18,630 The clothes are for millionaires, pictures aren't sexy, and you know what? 88 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:22,890 I don't need 12 ways to pick an orgasm. You got one good one, you're covered. 89 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,210 You are right. 90 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:27,070 You intrigued me. 91 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,780 Yeah, I'm a delight. 92 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:33,400 Bye. Are you touching my arm? 93 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:38,500 I'm sorry. Look, I got a major problem. I don't know what excites young women 94 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,460 anymore, and I need someone like you to show me. 95 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,040 One hour. 96 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,140 Give you a hundred bucks. 97 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:51,000 Listen, I hear you're going through some hard stuff right now, and I want you to 98 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,420 know that I'm here for you. Really? 99 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:56,270 You always seem like a self -centered horny pig who stopped at nothing to get 100 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:57,270 laid. 101 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,190 On the outside. 102 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:04,770 It's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm doing okay. 103 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,210 Okay? What about the dead uncle who died? 104 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,590 I mean, the tragedy is so terrible. 105 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:16,250 It's been really hard, but at least he's in a better place now. Yeah, if you 106 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,250 believe in that stuff. 107 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:19,950 No ball? 108 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:22,370 No, no, I shouldn't. 109 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:23,880 There's no should or shouldn't. 110 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,260 Only chocolatey pillows wrapped in coconut hugs. 111 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:31,660 Oh. 112 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:37,700 You're a pig. 113 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,740 Ignore him. I think you're lovely. 114 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,180 You've got quite a little punch there, lady. 115 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:51,890 I'm so sorry about you. I'm Mr. Gallo. I had no idea you owned the magazine. 116 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:55,870 Forget it. You had a gut reaction, and that's what I'm looking for. 117 00:06:56,170 --> 00:07:00,290 Really? Yeah. Now, when we get up to the office, I want you to tell my staff 118 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:04,330 exactly what you told me, except that word you called my mother. 119 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:07,570 It may be true, but it's irrelevant. 120 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:13,130 All right, everybody, gather round. 121 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,310 I want you all to meet Vicki Costa. 122 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:19,450 She's going to be sitting in on our staff meeting. 123 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:24,150 Okay. What do you got? Some great new ideas. 124 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:26,990 And some cleverly repackaged old ones. 125 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:28,230 I guess I'll start. 126 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:32,190 I've reworked my layout. Oh, John, this is some of Elliot's most cutting -edge 127 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,510 work. Maya flatters me, and with good reason. 128 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:38,270 Okay. It's the 15th century. 129 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:43,190 Everybody's dying from the Black Plague, except for this woman, who's dying for 130 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:44,190 Jimmy Choo shoes. 131 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:49,250 Vicki, what do you think? 132 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:52,590 I'm not really comfortable. 133 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:56,590 Oh, come on. We have no egos here, Leonard. 134 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:58,770 Okay. 135 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:01,450 They're a little bit confusing. 136 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,550 She hates them. Boring, pretentious, and artsy -fartsy. 137 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:06,770 Next. 138 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:14,030 All white. An entire issue in shades of white. White fashions, white rooms, 139 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,440 and... Well, I know it's edgy and possibly illegal. 140 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,440 All white people. 141 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,140 You can't wear white on the subway. 142 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:29,260 No, you can't. Because if I'm not mistaken, the subway is underground and 143 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,580 White's out. 144 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,460 This is great. This is creative. 145 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,280 Maya, what do you got? 146 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:41,559 Okay. It's a six -part series called Model Airplane. 147 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Get this. 148 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,570 floor how the most beautiful women on earth prepare for long flights. 149 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:54,930 We go inside the suitcases, inside the carry -ons, even inside the makeup bags 150 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:56,310 of supermodels. 151 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,250 Swing and a miss. 152 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:08,910 I love this girl. I love how we're shaking things up here. Nothing works. 153 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:09,930 Everything goes. 154 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,810 We're back on track. 155 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,740 What's wrong? Somebody die? 156 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,160 Was it someone close to you? 157 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,860 Vicki, what do you think? Vicki, what do you think? Where did Jack get off of 158 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,740 letting one of his little girlfriends criticize my photos? 159 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,460 I'm Elliot DeMauro. Yeah, and I'm Nina Van Ho... That's your last name? 160 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:51,070 It's not what you think. You weren't there this morning. If he brought this 161 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,790 woman in, he has a plan. 162 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,270 Oh, yeah, he has a plan. 163 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:58,530 Undo three buttons, pop a clasp, and board the number two train to hoo -ha 164 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:01,570 And by that, I mean sex. 165 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:08,630 Well, thanks. I gotta get back to work. Oh, no, you don't. I want you to work 166 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,630 here for Blush. 167 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:10,990 Full time. 168 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:16,100 Look. I'm coming off the worst week of my life. I don't need some rich guy 169 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,100 messing with my head. 170 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,500 Jack, Finch here. 171 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:25,720 This one's been here longer than ten minutes. If you want, I can call 172 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:29,000 They'll come up here with their rubber bullets. 173 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,300 Who is this clown? 174 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,900 Miss, I have a can of mace and a coupon for a judo lesson. 175 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,520 Don't make me use them. 176 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 Where am I? 177 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,320 Vicki, I'm serious. Something about this feels right. 178 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,780 Are you nuts? 179 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,260 Come on, what do you say? 180 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:56,520 I'm telling you guys, he probably found her at some hip East Village magazine. 181 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,940 I bet he's considering her for a consulting position. 182 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,440 Oh, yeah, I know that position. 183 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,160 Ankles locked behind head. 184 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:08,500 And by that, I mean... Hi. 185 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:12,340 Um, who would I talk to about getting a desk? 186 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,140 Why? What's going on? 187 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,400 Jack just hired me full time. 188 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,640 Oh, wow! 189 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,880 That's exciting! 190 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,120 Right, guys? 191 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,560 Okay, dish it. What magazine did we steal you from? 192 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,380 None. I've never worked for a magazine before. 193 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,760 I work in a hair salon. 194 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,600 A hair salon? 195 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,620 Sorry, I'm a little confused. 196 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,540 It's a place where people who have hair go in. 197 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,200 See, we've all welcomed Vicki to the team. 198 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,180 Come on, I'll give you a tour of the office. 199 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,400 You're still on my list. 200 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,720 Boo! 201 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:52,840 You're lucky I don't hit girls. 202 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,460 So are you. 203 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,880 I'm petrified yet aroused. It's like a Cher concert. 204 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,520 I just feel like I've hit rock bottom. 205 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,340 Excuse me. 206 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:20,920 I know it sounds crazy, but I feel very close to you. 207 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,040 What we need is a warm, safe place where you can feel protected. 208 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,520 Let's go to the supply closet. 209 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,060 Oh, no. I've got Oreos. 210 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,080 Fine. 211 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,620 Michelle, I just wanted to tell you the last set of proofs. 212 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,900 was terrific. 213 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:42,560 Really? No, he's mocking you. You cruel, sick man. 214 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,180 Now let's get you out of these increasingly tight clothes. Not so fast. 215 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,640 She should know that she has a future here. 216 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,360 What good is the future when Pakistan has the bomb? 217 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:56,500 Listen, you're beautiful, you're talented, you have a life that shines, 218 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,500 never forget that. 219 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,760 Thank you, Elliot. 220 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,040 Maybe life's not so bad. 221 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,260 Maybe there's one little sliver of hope that things are going to be better. 222 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,500 Then I can't do this. 223 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,440 I know. 224 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,300 A hair girl? He hired a hair girl? 225 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,560 It's a slap in the face for everyone who works at this magazine. 226 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:26,559 Damn right! 227 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,320 We earned our positions here! 228 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,430 masters in journalism from Colombia. 229 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,010 And I've slept with God knows how many heavy men. 230 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:38,470 Well, my point is we both did it the hard way. 231 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:43,910 You were so right about my father. He just wants to sleep with her, and here 232 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,130 I've been defending him. Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 233 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,870 Eighteen. 234 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,670 What? Eighteen heavy men. 235 00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:00,190 Excuse me. Maya, Jack wanted me to look over your articles for the coming month. 236 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,130 Vicki, could you come sit down? 237 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:13,630 Um, I've got something that I need to tell you that may be a little difficult 238 00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:14,630 for you to hear. 239 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:19,790 The only reason that my father hired you is because you're so attractive. 240 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,830 Look, I don't know if you threatened to something. 241 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,220 But I'm here because he likes my ideas. 242 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:32,320 Oh, honey, open your eyes. You have no education, no experience. You were hired 243 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:37,580 off the streets by a chronic womanizer. Believe me, the only reason you are here 244 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:41,180 is so that my father can ride the number three train to Hee -Haw Land. 245 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,740 Hoo -Haw Land. Hoo -Haw Land. 246 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,820 And by that, we mean sex. 247 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,140 Oh, there's my new girl. 248 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:57,620 Thick, horny slimeball. You disgust me. Excuse me. I'm not used to being spoken 249 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,800 to like that by someone I'm not married to. 250 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:06,440 Maya told me why you hired me. I actually believed you wanted my 251 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,720 God, I'm an idiot. 252 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,940 Wait. Wait. 253 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,120 Hey. 254 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,640 Maya, my office right now. 255 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,460 What did you tell that woman? 256 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680 The truth. 257 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:24,310 That you wanted to sleep with her? How dare you? 258 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,710 I would never give some woman a key job in the editorial department just because 259 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,930 I wanted to sleep with her. 260 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:32,150 Accounting, maybe. 261 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:36,030 Louise, why would you hire a hairstylist? 262 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:40,170 Because she's raw, she speaks from her gut, and she knows what readers want, 263 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,230 that's good for the magazine. 264 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,370 She's making everyone crazy. 265 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:47,070 Good. Creative people do their best work when they're angry. 266 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:52,070 Mozart threw pastries at his cat. No, he didn't. Maybe it was Billy Joel. I 267 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,070 don't care. 268 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:58,070 My point is, when it comes to hiring people, I trust my instincts, the same 269 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:03,030 instincts I had when I hired everyone else around here, many of whom did not 270 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,350 have the proper credentials, including you. 271 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,150 What happened? 272 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:18,610 I think I humiliated my father and destroyed a woman for no good reason. 273 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:22,930 If it makes you feel any better, I once took a shower with Pavarotti. 274 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,310 19. 19 heavy men. 275 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:37,810 What do you want? Did you ever make a mistake, like a really big mistake, 276 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:38,810 you were like... Screw you, Pete! 277 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,550 Your stuff will be out on the street, you cheating sack of crap! 278 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,550 Maybe this is a bad time. 279 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,250 No. 280 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:48,950 I'm glad you're here. 281 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:54,610 Oh, good, because I really want to apologize. I made such a big mistake 282 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:55,970 Grab an end. 283 00:16:56,010 --> 00:17:02,170 Um, you see, I have a very complicated history with my father. I don't know if 284 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,450 you've been in a lot of therapy, but I certainly have. 285 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:06,810 Just set it down right here. 286 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,310 Okay. 287 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:12,910 And, um, my father and I, we have... 288 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,640 Thanks. So, you and this peep, a little friction? 289 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,680 Hey, I heard you were down. 290 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 Oh, hey, Maya. 291 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,900 I brought you an apple brown Betty. Think we can heat it up? 292 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,960 You're hitting on me. 293 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,720 You think you can slide in because I'm down? 294 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 What? That's insane. 295 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,820 I'm here to support and console. 296 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,060 But if things get a little sweet and funky, it's all good. 297 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,800 I can't. I spent all my money on a cab to Brooklyn. 298 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,360 I was hoping to spend the night. 299 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,280 I'm sorry for being a romantic. 300 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,460 All right, I'll take you home. Just sit in the corner and shut up. 301 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,880 So, Pete, he was your boyfriend? 302 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,500 Husband. 303 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,040 Tuesday night I came home, and I found him in bed with my best friend. 304 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,600 Oh, my God. 305 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,010 A week ago, we were talking about growing old together. 306 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,870 Here I am throwing his clothes out the window. 307 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,210 What is wrong with men? 308 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,850 I don't know. 309 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,710 I hate us sometimes. 310 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,510 I'm so sorry. I've done things. 311 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:38,490 You know, when Jack offered me the job, I thought maybe things were turning 312 00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:39,490 around. 313 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,350 But let's face it. 314 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,240 My life doesn't happen like that. 315 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:44,980 Terrible things. 316 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:50,340 No, Vicki, I was wrong. My father, he wasn't after you. He really thinks that 317 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,340 you can help us. I think you should come back. 318 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,620 Who are we kidding? 319 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:54,780 You said it yourself. 320 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,720 I don't belong there. Neither did I when I started. It's my dad. 321 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,480 He sees things in people that no one else does. 322 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,500 I really trust his instincts. 323 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,280 I'll think about it. 324 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,380 You want to know the kicker? 325 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,670 Pete doesn't even care about Denise. 326 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:16,250 He used her for a night, and he dropped her like a brick. 327 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,750 How's she taking it? 328 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:25,250 So these pictures are great, but I was thinking maybe you could cut the side. 329 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,550 They seem a little distracting. 330 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,670 Cut the side because it's distracting? 331 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,750 How about my heart? Does that distract you? 332 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,650 How about my liver? Should I cut that? 333 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:41,340 How about my eyes, my lungs, my arms, my large intestines? 334 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,580 Surely a pile of bones can't distract you. 335 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,980 Poor Elliot. 336 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,140 He really shouldn't take everything at work so personally. 337 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,500 I'm so glad to hear you say that, because I was looking at the clothes for 338 00:19:55,500 --> 00:20:00,880 next issue, and it's just an opinion, but they're not my favorite. 339 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,540 Oh, at least I have breasts. 340 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,530 I could never have doubted you. You know people. 341 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,430 I guess I do, Maria. 342 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,730 Look how everyone's blending into a team. 343 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,390 Look, I know we got off to a rough start, but what do you say, clean slate? 344 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,670 You know what, Vicki? 345 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:30,430 On top of everything else, you make a great cup of coffee. 346 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,650 You bitch.